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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 6:24 am 
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Which one of you two varmints is a Hatfield and which one of you is a McCoy?


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"If people only knew the truth about how we staged this phony war between us for over 15 years they'd shit a brick. We can't possibly say anything at this point or it would ruin the entire gig."


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:47 am 
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"Lets have a contest while we're sitting here. Who can crack the rottenest fart to get people around us choking, gagging, and running off in another direction."


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:01 am 
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wyattearp wrote:
"Lets have a contest while we're sitting here. Who can crack the rottenest fart to get people around us choking, gagging, and running off in another direction."


I did that on a cruise ship last week. I would have gotten away with it but I started giggling like a little girl.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:33 pm 
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Murray Tucker wrote:
wyattearp wrote:
"Lets have a contest while we're sitting here. Who can crack the rottenest fart to get people around us choking, gagging, and running off in another direction."


I did that on a cruise ship last week. I would have gotten away with it but I started giggling like a little girl.


I don't know why everyone doesn't find rank farts or loud bomb farts funny, especially my wife. I can't get away with anything in public because she starts whacking me on the shoulder, arm or back and then they all know I'm the culprit.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:44 pm 
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wyattearp wrote:
I don't know why everyone doesn't find rank farts or loud bomb farts funny, especially my wife. I can't get away with anything in public because she starts whacking me on the shoulder, arm or back and then they all know I'm the culprit.


This was the perfect set up. Me solo on a elevator and as I went to get off about 5 people were getting on. Laid down the perfect crop dust and when one person started cursing I lost it.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:12 pm 
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Murray Tucker wrote:
wyattearp wrote:
I don't know why everyone doesn't find rank farts or loud bomb farts funny, especially my wife. I can't get away with anything in public because she starts whacking me on the shoulder, arm or back and then they all know I'm the culprit.


This was the perfect set up. Me solo on a elevator and as I went to get off about 5 people were getting on. Laid down the perfect crop dust and when one person started cursing I lost it.


The 2nd laugh should have been a belly buster also which is when the doors closed on them and envisioning all of those helpless bastards trapped in there agonizing and moaning until the door opened again at their floor.

Luckily they didn't get a good look at your face or the last words you would have ever heard was...MAN OVERBOARD...when they ganged up on you for the heave ho. :lol: :lol:


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You guys really know how to hurt a guy's feelings

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JimBo wrote:
You guys really know how to hurt a guy's feelings

Which guy?

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